pennyshipswincest:

Let me tell you guise about seaon 6. I loved season 6. Cause Dean was all I DONTLOVE YOU LADY I LOVE MY BRO AND IM ONY STICKIN MY WEINER IN YOU CAUSE I PROMISED SAMMEY BO BAMMY I WOULD and she was all mew mew mew I am a sad Lisa and I have a gay son (HE WAS) and he is fabulous. And DEan was all well he’s no SAmmey Bo Bammy Imma not be happy. And then Sam was all HERE I AM and hugges Dean and DEan was all THIS HUG AINT RIGHT and Cas was all I LIKE MY COAT IT IS A NICE COAT and Crowley was all I AM BRITISH AND HAVE A BEARD AND WOULDLIKE ALL THE POWER AND cas was lile LAWLS and DEan was all IMMA KILL MYSELF FOR TEN MINS CAUSE SOMETHIN AINT RIGHT WITH MY BRO AND I WAS ONLY PUTTIN MY WEINER IN THAT LADY FOR MY BRO,BRO and SAM WAS ALL KILL KILL KLL FUCK BITCHES FUCK BITCHES THIS HOOKER DONT EVEN REMEMBER SHES A HOOOKER I BONED HER THAT GOOD LOOK AT MY CHEST and DEan was all YO DEATH HAVE SOME MCDONALDS AND FIX MY BRO CAUSE I WAS ONLY PUTTING MY WEINER IN THAT CHICK FOR HIM and CAS was ALL LOOK AT MY COAT and THEN SMA GOT BETTER the end

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dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

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gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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donghaestongue:

Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you.

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